Sorry, James Cameron: Edgar Rice Burroughs created his aliens 100 years ago with nothing but his brain and a type writer and he came up with a better design than all your computers and billions of dollars could. Nyehehe.

The Green Men in the movie are pretty accurate to the book, by the way. There are a few things off, but all in all they’re VERY close.


Oh, and the culture is much better, too. Hint: A smile does not mean a Thark is happy.